“We-e-e-l-l-l, it IS a bike, innit?” asks Amfortas.
Oh yes, board track racing JD Harley Davidson, want!
I’d take her too if it was a package deal in the hopes that she would scrub up well.
In my young adult days (married and a dad of a young son) I had a friendship with a family in which the father (and the mother) were motor-bike fans. They named their daughter Anzani after the engine of that name.