Escape the curse of the south, dear people …

Sincere condolences for all those condemned to living in the south of the country, particularly in London.

For us oop norf, it’s with great pity that we follow your woes down there, a massive swaying tide of humanity on the roads, on the Tube, on the streets, trying to catch a taxi, squeezing into the bars with their blaring music, living like beasts.

You’re welcome to come to the wilds oop ‘ere, with open spaces, greenery, babbling brooks, the occasional car on the road, birds twittering about the new spring coming soon, away from the pressure cooker living at exorbitant prices down there.

Read on at OoL …

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